Let me babble some shit!

Ok It's been a while, I haven't posted any deviants for ages. I haven't done much of anything!

My health is SHIT!!!! There I admit it (crawls off to the corner) But such is life! I have had nearly 4 years of health issues and I am so fed up with myself, I just want to feel well again ya know?

I had to laugh today though, went to Doc's cause I have been having heart palpitations for about 6 days now and it was worrying me. She sent me to pathology to get wired up to this heart monitor that is strapped to your body and you wear it for 24hours. Well as I wasn't expecting anything like that and was wearing a rather low cut top. So here I am in Kingston which for those who don't know is a rather toffee upmarket snob area. Looking like a SUICIDE BOMBER!!!!!!! OMG!! I had wires sticking up outta my top and this black box strapped to my waist, I had people hurry away from me as I walked back to my car. One little old ladys mouth popped open and she looked away quickly. I really had to fight the urge to grab the box and hold it over my head and start screaming GET DOWN MOTHER FUCKERS OR I'LL BLOW US ALL UP! I think the fact that I had a strange manic grin on my face probably didn't help. Hmmm I wonder if I could have gotten a free Cappuccino outta it?

Headaches everyday...................ARGH!! Today was a shit one, I hate the 10 panadine forte and an ice pack days. It's all hormonal they say. Well fuck the hormones I don't want em anymore. Nice going through menopause at my age! If there is a god I don't like his sense of humor. Bleeding now for 3 months with only a few days break in between. They want to nuke my uterus. I wonder if I will make a ding noise when it's done?

On a more positive note, my beautiful Russian queen Lady Tatyana had her kittens on the 5h, 4 beautiful blueberries, OMG they are so freaking cute, fat bellies and eyes already opening. i will get some pics when I have some energy. They are so darling. It makes me wonder how anyone can be cruel to animals, they are so trusting and loving.

I have my 40th Birthday coming up in December (WAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAA) I am feeling old! Plans are underway and it should be a very interesting night. We are doing a Dark, Dirty and Devilish theme, one of my GF's is doing a strip show for me. WOO HOO! Must take lots of pics Mwaaahahaha! *ahem*

I have turned into a perfume slut!! I can't help myself, suddenly I am really into perfumes and have about 12 bottles of different scents already. Thank god for Ebay is all I can say, except for the bitch that ripped me off $155. Rolls eyes) Why am I so frickin gullible?


Anyhoo I have written way to much. Must be off, I feel the need to make chocolate chip cookies hehehe!! I Loves you all, Breath Deep and Seek Peace.

Just remember the mother says................. IT'S ALL GOOD!